What are some common items found in most offices that can be used to mask odors?

This is kinda urgent, thanks!What are some common items found in most offices that can be used to mask odors?
We keep air freshener on hand for just such an occasion (that office full of women thing, again)





but in a pinch, I suppose you could use what ever science experiment is inevitably growing in the office fridge. Just open it up and set it on the counter and walk away.





Even if it's not strong enough to cover the mysterious odor you made, you can always blame your foulness on the moldy growth on the counter. What are some common items found in most offices that can be used to mask odors?
This is a very enterataining question when your avatar is standing there in it's whities. Did your avatar make that odor in the first place? I don't work in an office, but when I worked in a telecenter there was always people that had lotion.
gum...sounds stupid, but fruity gum, ummm since you're a guy id say sharpies, or white out. it kinda depends on what you're trying to mask. maybe lotion? but you're a guy, so you probably dont keep lotion in your office. air freshener is usually in the bathroom....
to be honest i dont actually know i work in an office myself and i cant really think of anything. we have air freshener in our toilets so thats helpful i ake it there is a bad smell or something then what about just opening an window
Kara's answer was very funny.





Use some fresh coffee grounds and they really take the smell away. And fast you would be surprised.
Fans, open windows, most have some form of smelly sprays. Take your pick. LOL
Put someone food in the microwave for like 13 minutes
LOL


Windex.....


Every office has some form of cleaning supplies
Start huffing the white out, sharpie markers and keyboard duster. Then light a match
Pull the fire alarm. No one will notice the smell then.
most offices have some form of lysol
Grab the cutiest girl in the office put her over your face a breath deep.
SHARPIE MARKERS!! They are the BEST at extinquishing nasty, rank smells.





Sandy :O)
your female coworkers strong smelly lotion
flowers or an actual air freshener
post-its
White Board Markers give off a pleasant aroma.
What have you done? Here, take my Lysol and for Gods sake close the door behind you!


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if you secretary has a foul smelling vagina I'd just fire her
White board markers
Scented trash bags.
coffee grounds.
Farts, surely someone could churn one out.
White out and sharpies!
My gosh, what an @ss! I could bounce a quarter off that! Check the restrooms for a can of Lysol or something.